Monday, 31 March 2008

Suspense!

So, it's 12.15 and Toyota still havn't called so I'm now at the stage of jumping up and down in excitement and anticipation for my car. I am so impatient.. On the doctor note, not a very good doctor. Wasn't sure what it was but he thought he might, maybe, ish, decide to prescribe me some antibiotics which he did decide on in the end and it seems to be slowly working so hoorah!

And just look at the sunshine outside! I came out of work yesterday to bright sunshine. Such a big smile was put onto my face!! Yes people, Spring has finally arrived!!!!

So, I'm going to make myself some gert lush rolls, try and kill my impatience with music, and maybe try and sort out this massive pile of uni work I havn't done in the last 3 weeks. Such fun! :D

Friday, 28 March 2008

Waiting Rooms

Ok so I woke up today still feeling really bad making it almost a month so I decided to get an appointment at the doctors. Thing is, you can only ring on the day you want them, and they don't open their phonelines til half 8. So I'm there in me bed wishing I was asleep ringing and ringing and ringing. Finally get through at 8.45 only to be told there was only 1 appointment left!!! One appointment I hear you cry! Tis a scandal! And thats not til half past 4!

Now, I'm not the kind of person who after contracting a sniffle will run straight round to the doctors. I think the last time I saw a doctor was around 5-6 years ago, maybe even longer! I do not even know who my doctor is! Reasons I dont go to the doctors being that number 1 I cant stand the people who use the doctors as an excuse to skive. It really does my head in. Number 2 is the waiting room. Why are waiting rooms so dull and miserable? Its just full of ill feeling-sorry-for-themselves very depressed people. Arn't waiting rooms just extremely depressing?! So yes, I'm not looking forward to that one later! And I always seem to have to sit next to the weird old person who smells of urine. Not good..!

And another reason why I never go the doctors- I always feel like a fake?! I don't know why but I always feel that I'm not ill enough to go to the doctors. I think they're just gonna look at me and say "Why are you wasting my time?" Wow, I just do not like the doctors!!

Wish me luck! (and excuse the boring post!)

Wednesday, 26 March 2008

I do believe I am proud owner of a new car!

Hi guys! So I have just got back from the Toyota Garage and by this Monday coming, I will be the proud owner of a brand spanking new Toyota Yaris. Woooooo!! I never dreamed I could ever afford a brand new car so yay! I have it on some sort of finance thing so its £150 a month then I own it at the end! Yayyy!!! Best thing about the Yaris? Apart from the obvious which is that it is just gert lush, is the fact that it has so many airbags! I have a Ka which is ten years old at the moment and I am aware that if I crash, I would most likely die..... Ka's are not famed for their safety. However, this new Yaris I'm getting is stuffed full of airbags to the side, the front, the back, the knee. You name it, it has it! Electric Windows, 6 speaker cd thingy, air conditioning, ZOMG!!! But yes, let us not forget Eric...

Ahem, yeah so I name my cars...!!! Eric will be sorely missed by all.... hehe! But um yeh, Yaris in a vivid blue, get in there! Woop!

On other notes, I've recieved my forfeit from Jess, so bugger. Dunno how Im gonna complete part of it, a shopping trip may be in order me thinks... I have 6 days! Argghhh!!


Monday, 24 March 2008

Illness Prevails

Yes, I do seem to have contracted the man-flu virus! I seriously don't know what it is, but the last 2 weeks I've been so lethargic and now its gone into a Full-Blown buggering cold. (Well it doesnt bugger anyone, because that would probably be breaking a law somewhere). So um.... yeh I feel like crap and I have so much uni stuff to do plus pack-up my bedroom so that I can have some new central heating put in. Woop!

On a somewhat brighter, yet still undeniably undertone of darkness, note, I may just be getting a brand spanking new car!!! Wahey!! At the moment, I have a Ka which is 10 years old, but going to the Toyota place today, I may just be getting myself a new 57/08 (depends when they register it) new Yaris! I test-drove one and almost had an orgasm it was that good to drive!

But they have no stock left and to get the deal Im having I have to have the car by the end of March, so he's gonna ring his main Toyota person thing and see if he can get the deal even though the car won't arrive til after March or he's gonna ring some other toyota garages in the UK and see if they have a spare one. Here's for the hoping!!

Oh, and everyone seems to be posting videos of snow which is an arse because all its doing down here is raining and being miserable. Good times.....

Thursday, 20 March 2008

100.

Bugger!

The Pain of Youtube.

So, as you will probably know I have just uploaded a new video for you all to see-Cooking with the Jaffa, which may I just say was such a pain in the arse to film in itself! Who'dve thought filming while trying to cook would be so hard!!

So, I've been struck down by the bug of lethargicness, bunged-upness and headyness, and last night was just finding it near impossible to stay awake, but I had to upload the video because it took such a long time to film, it had to go up or I may have cried and broken down on the spot. But a question I ask myself and of the Gods of whomever, is, why does Youtube take such a bloody long time to upload a video?!?! To be fair, the video only took 15 minutes to upload which is very good for Youtube, half an hour to process, and finally a further 2 hours in order for me to get the video on my front page. And even then I couldnt put it in my Video Box! So imagine me, tucked up in bed at deaths door (Ok, so I MAY be exaggerating) having waited 2 hours 45minutes so far, and then to be greeted with the message "Youtube is performing maintenance".

Damn you Youtube-Damn you!!!!

Wednesday, 19 March 2008

BBC News Article

Ok so I know I've already posted today, but I just saw this article on the BBC website and found it quite interesting. A real debate about whether God says it is Good or Bad to be gay. It quotes various parts of text from the Bible etc. and looks at the different views on it then people comment afterwards. Here are just some of the comments:

All academic really; we will outgrow religion as we've outgrown our belief in goblins and dragons. One day we will just accept our mortality, and get on with the business of living. Nathan, UK

This is a sensitive issue, but the Bible does not treat homosexual relationships any differently to heterosexual relationships. The Bible clearly states that any sexual relationships outside marriage are sins against God. Thus the only sexual relationships which are endorsed by the Bible are those that take place between a husband and wife in marriage. Brian, London, UK

The church is so obsessed with sex, when it should be more concerned about love. Jesus said 'love one another as I have loved you', not judge one another. Marie, UK

To me, this is the best one:

The Bible in no ways contradicts itself. It is self explanatory and we do not need the human corrupt mind to interpret it. Homosexuality is an abomination to God and is SIN in clear terms. Let those clergy who are trying to defend it know that the judgment of God is upon them, because the Bible warns us against adding or subtracting the Word of God. Tabby, Kenya


Well then, fuck it- let the judgement of 'God' be upon me. Arse.


Thank God I'm not a Christian. No... wait... Thank God...? hmm.


Article: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3205727.stm

Window Cleaners

Ok, now I really don't like them! We've had the same window cleaner since I can remember, but I'm always home alone when he does the window, and so it always seems to be who has to pay him!!!

Today, I went out to put my lovely new tax disc in my car (£120-Ouch!) and he was cleaning the house opposite so he saw me. Bugger! No chance of hiding from him now, gerr! Around 5mins later i wonder where he is because I have stuff to do so I just want to quickly pay him and go, so I poke my head out the window, he sees me doing so and so yeh I hide back in the house again. I don't go out and give him the money as he has seen me, no, because that would be much less embarrassing. I just hide.... oh dear!

Then I have to wait for him to get to my house so im stuck downstairs thinking. if he looks through this window hes gonna see me just stood here like a lemon! Oh dearrrrr!! And its now £3.60 Rip-off! So yeh, that is why I really don't like window cleaners.

Hmmm... Pointless Blog! :p

Monday, 17 March 2008

Does it work?


Ooh! Mobile blogging! Haha-Saw this when I was walking to a cakeshop! Had to take a pic! hehe Love it

Hey First Post!

Ok Hey guys, so I dunno if Im even gonna continue this or post it up onto my channel. But if you're reading this then I obviously have!!

Soo.... St Patricks Day!! Nothing special really happened! Had my cars brakes and handbrake fixed as my car wasnt really slowing down! haha. Apparently my brakepads were almost non-existent so good to know ai?!

My day ended off pretty shitty, down to my brother so um yeh, came back from Pub early and am now just sitting in me bed feeling a bit crappy, but already feeling better cus I go the Hairspray tunes on!! Waheyy!!

Ok so Im nearing 100 subscribers which I am chuffed about but dammit, it looks like Jessica is gonna win meaning Im gonna have to do the forfeit-Not something I thought would happen! hahaha. Pants!!

Ok well, Im gonna offski-I spose Id better do another blog soon!!

Speak soon,


Sam.