Saturday, 17 May 2008

Oh wow, I should really update this...

...but I'm swamped with uni work..... sorry!



By the way-thanks to everyone who left comments on my 90's episode! I've got some ideas for the 2nd and will probably film it in the next couple of weeks :D

Sunday, 4 May 2008

Youtube Messenging Service

Is absolute rubbish isn't it! Apologies if I have hounded you with messages, I didn't mean too. On the other hand, they may not have sent at all. You just can't bloody tell! Ger.

Tuesday, 29 April 2008

Omg! Pingu has a Youtube!

So um... yeah. Omg!!! Pingu has a Youtube! Shocker! Does anyone remember the episode like years ago (yeah i was like at primary school soo....) and he got his (ahem) willy (/ahem) out and weed into a toilet and you could see the wee like totally jump from Pingu to the toilet.


SURELY this is just indecent exposure and he should be put onto the sex offender register. Pervy Pingu honestly...



Pfffffftt..


Sorry I havn't been updating this or my Youtube! :S Neglected or what?! Will be posting more to this soon, but to be honest, no plans for a video on Youtube at the moment as I have no ideas. oh actually, no i lie! There will be one vid response but then thats it for a while. Although BakewellSam does have a vid ready to upload which I will probably do in the next couple of days!


soooo have a great week and I'll talk soon! :D

Wednesday, 23 April 2008

What? More illness??

So um.. yeah, remember back in March, i went to the doctors cus I felt so bad. Its come back with a vengance... It came back a couple of weeks ago but has now got unbearable so yipee, another trip planned to the doctors at 8.20 tomorrow. Then uni, then I'm at work til half ten at night.





Such a fun day to look forward too................................................................................



BUTTT on the plus side LOOK AT THIS GERT LUSH SUNSHINE!!! :D

Sunday, 20 April 2008

Awquard.

So... I went to the uni library the other day to pick up some books on this crappy essay, (which I haven't done anything towards on this weekend!-Great Sam, leave it to the Monday on the only day you have to do it!!), and I walk out the door when the alarms beep.

Buggering annoying, but not tooooo embarrassing so I turn round to walk back in when all i hear is the lady shouting from the desk...

"YOU THERE! YOU NEED TO COME BACK HERE"

Embarrassing.... Everyone is now looking. Thanks for that oh helpful librarian you. So then I have to queue, so she rings her doorbell to get another librarian and says very harshly to her 'THIS young man has set our alarms off.' in the harshest way possible.

I was just like "uh... yeh... i beeped?"

I now hate librarians.


End of Blog.

Wednesday, 16 April 2008

Acceptance

Ok, so this is an issue quite close to myself, and I believe any human being on this planet. Everyone has a longing to be accepted for who or what they are, what they believe in, their beliefs and values, and just generally, people wanted to be accepted and liked in society and the world they live in.

Youtube is such a great community space where people can express themselves and appreciate their acceptance into the community, however, pockets of downright narrow-mindedness still exist. Well... I say pockets....

For instance, the apparently 'racist' adverts, (Which I still don't quite get), but also, I was just looking back at someone's video I am subscribed too whose video was featured not too long ago. The amount of derogatory comments is unbelieveable. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but if there is critisism it should surely be about the video itself, and not the actual vlogger or the life they may or may not lead.

Now those comments are uncalled for, and to be honest, are just absolutely unnecessary. But it just goes to show how narrow-minded some people can be, and how ignorant of the world they really are. If they see something which they may not class as 'normal', then they will attack it. Some people have not evolved so far as to get over that. You could get angry, you could upset, you could take it to heart... but at the end of the day, it's their view which is totally misjudged, and those individuals are obviously very ignorant of the world around them. It's their problem, so fuck 'em! It took me years to figure that out, but now I have- so fuck 'em. Stay polite, be smarter than them (which to be honest, is NEVER difficult), and know that you are the better person, because you are much more aware of the world you live in, and you are not afraid to show your awareness by being who you are. Fuck 'em.

Enough said.

Tuesday, 15 April 2008

My Artsy Vid

So I've just finished a new vid, which I should probably post in the next day or so. Its all about journeys, and people who see each other every day but who have never actually met.

Basically, I was listening to Adele's Hometown Glory thinking about my own city, and what the people were like in my city. I always get the bus into work so I thought this time I would film my own journey, and look at everyone elses journey which surrounds it.

May I just thank the massive spot of luck I had in this video where my bus stopped for 5 minutes outside the sofa shop place with the bloke outside having his cigarette. This is the first moment of interaction I saw of two people on their own seperate journeys, when he opened the door for someone whilst talking. Hence, why the film quality gets better here, and then goes downhill again as the seperate journeys continue, parrallel to others but never actually meeting or joining together and the interaction/film quality worsens. I think this is highlighted on the bus stops I passed and when everyone got off at the same bus stop however, went on their own different ways.

How many times a week do they take the same bus, and get off at the same stop as the person sitting right next to them, yet they have never spoke. How many people get on the same bus as me? Complete the exact same journey as me, and I have never spoke to them?

Will it ever happen? Probably not.


Sunday, 6 April 2008

Racist Tw*t

Ok so, I was just on Youtube... as you are, looking at Yaris adverts, as you do.... Yes I still have new-car fever, and I came across the funny one with the woman kicking the car, and I thought ooh, maybe that person has the other advert which I found quite funny, so I look on his channel and its full of adverts with anti-white in the title.


Interesting... So I click on one which is the BBC ident of children basically playing ring-a-ring a roses, thinking what an odd title for him to give it; 'BBC Propaganda - 'Children Ring a Ring O'Roses' Ident' So I look at the tags, 'propaganda... brainwashing... anti-white.' I mean, seriously, what the hell?! Yes that advert is soooo anti-white. I mean what the hell is he on about? Brainwashing children into what? Thinking multi-culturalism is a good thing? Well it is!! Its hardly brainwashing is it?! Showing a black and a white girl playing together. I mean come on...


But it gets worse looking at the comments.

'Same propaganda in the USA and in every other white nation in the world. Brainwashing our children for race mixing suicide. '

SURELY that is just fucking hitler using the internet?! SERIOUSLY! Race-Mixing suicide i mean what the fuck are they on about?!

'it glorifies it and inculcates a false image of it into people's heads.'


WHAT?!!! How the hell can you GLORIFY it?! I mean, seriously, how can a black and a white child playing together be such a bad thing? I work in a primary school once a week as part of my uni course. I'm taking it that if it were up to them all children would segregated into black, white, asian etc? Or does it go further? Blonde hair cannot play with Brown hair unless ginger is apparent. I mean just for crying out loud!

'Notice the close-up at 4secs of the black and white holding hands. Two whites are far more likely and completely harmless'

Yes because by letting white and black children play together, you are allowing people to die. I mean for fuck sake! Excuse the language but people like that just make me sick to the bone. Why is it more likely that two white children will be friends? Why is it more harmless to have two white children than one white and one black? If there is a black child who is 100% English and a white child who is 100% African, which one is in the wrong. I just don't get people like that. How do they get such a narrow-minded sick perverted view of the world?

And this is why the human race is so great.


I beg to differ.


(Oh and yes, apparently Dreams, the bed company, are also involved in this massive 'brainwashing'. Yes their advert depicts a white and black couple. THE SCANDAL! Get a fucking life...)

Friday, 4 April 2008

The reason for no vids lately...


So... Yeah! We're having the heating done hence no vids. Hmmm...

Wednesday, 2 April 2008

Libraries

So I'm in my uni library trying desperately to catch up with the work I havn't done the last three weeks. I'm sat down with my laptop looking at research into the intervention programs within the autistic spectrum and how effective they are (Yes.. it is so fun). And theres a person sat two away from me with her earphones in with her music annoyingly bloody lound so all I can hear is this tinny (doo-doo-doobedoo) Discoteque style-Not useful when you are trying to work... Gerrr. Why do people do it?! If you want to listen to music at that volume you do not go to the library and disturb everyone else! GAH! Oh, and it turns out its a uni open day here so theres loadsa people walking around going ooooh, aaaaah. Ger.

On a brighter note, I got my car which is gert lush! :D

Monday, 31 March 2008

Suspense!

So, it's 12.15 and Toyota still havn't called so I'm now at the stage of jumping up and down in excitement and anticipation for my car. I am so impatient.. On the doctor note, not a very good doctor. Wasn't sure what it was but he thought he might, maybe, ish, decide to prescribe me some antibiotics which he did decide on in the end and it seems to be slowly working so hoorah!

And just look at the sunshine outside! I came out of work yesterday to bright sunshine. Such a big smile was put onto my face!! Yes people, Spring has finally arrived!!!!

So, I'm going to make myself some gert lush rolls, try and kill my impatience with music, and maybe try and sort out this massive pile of uni work I havn't done in the last 3 weeks. Such fun! :D

Friday, 28 March 2008

Waiting Rooms

Ok so I woke up today still feeling really bad making it almost a month so I decided to get an appointment at the doctors. Thing is, you can only ring on the day you want them, and they don't open their phonelines til half 8. So I'm there in me bed wishing I was asleep ringing and ringing and ringing. Finally get through at 8.45 only to be told there was only 1 appointment left!!! One appointment I hear you cry! Tis a scandal! And thats not til half past 4!

Now, I'm not the kind of person who after contracting a sniffle will run straight round to the doctors. I think the last time I saw a doctor was around 5-6 years ago, maybe even longer! I do not even know who my doctor is! Reasons I dont go to the doctors being that number 1 I cant stand the people who use the doctors as an excuse to skive. It really does my head in. Number 2 is the waiting room. Why are waiting rooms so dull and miserable? Its just full of ill feeling-sorry-for-themselves very depressed people. Arn't waiting rooms just extremely depressing?! So yes, I'm not looking forward to that one later! And I always seem to have to sit next to the weird old person who smells of urine. Not good..!

And another reason why I never go the doctors- I always feel like a fake?! I don't know why but I always feel that I'm not ill enough to go to the doctors. I think they're just gonna look at me and say "Why are you wasting my time?" Wow, I just do not like the doctors!!

Wish me luck! (and excuse the boring post!)

Wednesday, 26 March 2008

I do believe I am proud owner of a new car!

Hi guys! So I have just got back from the Toyota Garage and by this Monday coming, I will be the proud owner of a brand spanking new Toyota Yaris. Woooooo!! I never dreamed I could ever afford a brand new car so yay! I have it on some sort of finance thing so its £150 a month then I own it at the end! Yayyy!!! Best thing about the Yaris? Apart from the obvious which is that it is just gert lush, is the fact that it has so many airbags! I have a Ka which is ten years old at the moment and I am aware that if I crash, I would most likely die..... Ka's are not famed for their safety. However, this new Yaris I'm getting is stuffed full of airbags to the side, the front, the back, the knee. You name it, it has it! Electric Windows, 6 speaker cd thingy, air conditioning, ZOMG!!! But yes, let us not forget Eric...

Ahem, yeah so I name my cars...!!! Eric will be sorely missed by all.... hehe! But um yeh, Yaris in a vivid blue, get in there! Woop!

On other notes, I've recieved my forfeit from Jess, so bugger. Dunno how Im gonna complete part of it, a shopping trip may be in order me thinks... I have 6 days! Argghhh!!


Monday, 24 March 2008

Illness Prevails

Yes, I do seem to have contracted the man-flu virus! I seriously don't know what it is, but the last 2 weeks I've been so lethargic and now its gone into a Full-Blown buggering cold. (Well it doesnt bugger anyone, because that would probably be breaking a law somewhere). So um.... yeh I feel like crap and I have so much uni stuff to do plus pack-up my bedroom so that I can have some new central heating put in. Woop!

On a somewhat brighter, yet still undeniably undertone of darkness, note, I may just be getting a brand spanking new car!!! Wahey!! At the moment, I have a Ka which is 10 years old, but going to the Toyota place today, I may just be getting myself a new 57/08 (depends when they register it) new Yaris! I test-drove one and almost had an orgasm it was that good to drive!

But they have no stock left and to get the deal Im having I have to have the car by the end of March, so he's gonna ring his main Toyota person thing and see if he can get the deal even though the car won't arrive til after March or he's gonna ring some other toyota garages in the UK and see if they have a spare one. Here's for the hoping!!

Oh, and everyone seems to be posting videos of snow which is an arse because all its doing down here is raining and being miserable. Good times.....

Thursday, 20 March 2008

100.

Bugger!

The Pain of Youtube.

So, as you will probably know I have just uploaded a new video for you all to see-Cooking with the Jaffa, which may I just say was such a pain in the arse to film in itself! Who'dve thought filming while trying to cook would be so hard!!

So, I've been struck down by the bug of lethargicness, bunged-upness and headyness, and last night was just finding it near impossible to stay awake, but I had to upload the video because it took such a long time to film, it had to go up or I may have cried and broken down on the spot. But a question I ask myself and of the Gods of whomever, is, why does Youtube take such a bloody long time to upload a video?!?! To be fair, the video only took 15 minutes to upload which is very good for Youtube, half an hour to process, and finally a further 2 hours in order for me to get the video on my front page. And even then I couldnt put it in my Video Box! So imagine me, tucked up in bed at deaths door (Ok, so I MAY be exaggerating) having waited 2 hours 45minutes so far, and then to be greeted with the message "Youtube is performing maintenance".

Damn you Youtube-Damn you!!!!

Wednesday, 19 March 2008

BBC News Article

Ok so I know I've already posted today, but I just saw this article on the BBC website and found it quite interesting. A real debate about whether God says it is Good or Bad to be gay. It quotes various parts of text from the Bible etc. and looks at the different views on it then people comment afterwards. Here are just some of the comments:

All academic really; we will outgrow religion as we've outgrown our belief in goblins and dragons. One day we will just accept our mortality, and get on with the business of living. Nathan, UK

This is a sensitive issue, but the Bible does not treat homosexual relationships any differently to heterosexual relationships. The Bible clearly states that any sexual relationships outside marriage are sins against God. Thus the only sexual relationships which are endorsed by the Bible are those that take place between a husband and wife in marriage. Brian, London, UK

The church is so obsessed with sex, when it should be more concerned about love. Jesus said 'love one another as I have loved you', not judge one another. Marie, UK

To me, this is the best one:

The Bible in no ways contradicts itself. It is self explanatory and we do not need the human corrupt mind to interpret it. Homosexuality is an abomination to God and is SIN in clear terms. Let those clergy who are trying to defend it know that the judgment of God is upon them, because the Bible warns us against adding or subtracting the Word of God. Tabby, Kenya


Well then, fuck it- let the judgement of 'God' be upon me. Arse.


Thank God I'm not a Christian. No... wait... Thank God...? hmm.


Article: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3205727.stm

Window Cleaners

Ok, now I really don't like them! We've had the same window cleaner since I can remember, but I'm always home alone when he does the window, and so it always seems to be who has to pay him!!!

Today, I went out to put my lovely new tax disc in my car (£120-Ouch!) and he was cleaning the house opposite so he saw me. Bugger! No chance of hiding from him now, gerr! Around 5mins later i wonder where he is because I have stuff to do so I just want to quickly pay him and go, so I poke my head out the window, he sees me doing so and so yeh I hide back in the house again. I don't go out and give him the money as he has seen me, no, because that would be much less embarrassing. I just hide.... oh dear!

Then I have to wait for him to get to my house so im stuck downstairs thinking. if he looks through this window hes gonna see me just stood here like a lemon! Oh dearrrrr!! And its now £3.60 Rip-off! So yeh, that is why I really don't like window cleaners.

Hmmm... Pointless Blog! :p

Monday, 17 March 2008

Does it work?


Ooh! Mobile blogging! Haha-Saw this when I was walking to a cakeshop! Had to take a pic! hehe Love it

Hey First Post!

Ok Hey guys, so I dunno if Im even gonna continue this or post it up onto my channel. But if you're reading this then I obviously have!!

Soo.... St Patricks Day!! Nothing special really happened! Had my cars brakes and handbrake fixed as my car wasnt really slowing down! haha. Apparently my brakepads were almost non-existent so good to know ai?!

My day ended off pretty shitty, down to my brother so um yeh, came back from Pub early and am now just sitting in me bed feeling a bit crappy, but already feeling better cus I go the Hairspray tunes on!! Waheyy!!

Ok so Im nearing 100 subscribers which I am chuffed about but dammit, it looks like Jessica is gonna win meaning Im gonna have to do the forfeit-Not something I thought would happen! hahaha. Pants!!

Ok well, Im gonna offski-I spose Id better do another blog soon!!

Speak soon,


Sam.